Those Funny Maths Problems

Excellent Positive Attitude

Think i came in bit late, but better than never i suppose..Happy Childrens Day!

You have been working very hard (i suppose) for the past few months. Regardless of the results that you achieved in your Prelims Exams, Give Yourself some "Claps"..You deserve it more than anyone, for working so hard.

Been too stressup to even give yourself a SMILE =)??
Check this Thai Ad out...You do need to take some time off to chill and refresh your mind..while studying for the finale.


Nice rite?? Hope i can see you smiling.

There are some who told me that they have problem to keep focus and prepare for their upcoming O levels. I would just like to urge you to stay positive during this period. Think of the dream college/Poly Course that you would like to go..Think of the fun and the amount of things that you are going to do when you finish of your last paper..and you could simply put down that rock on your chest, by simple saying: "Yes. I have finally done my part for the O levels. Nothing to regret at all. Time to enjoy!"

Here is one of those movies that i watched regularly to stay motivated and positive.
Hope you will find it equally Inspiring.


Rgds,
Sean
SimpleChemConcepts

LOL Series #1

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,
Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'
And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is
A sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"